I’m just going to lay it out there: you’re whipped. A pansy. You wear the dress in the relationship. Now don’t get me wrong, I understand and embrace the idea of the gentleman. I get it. I really do. Opening the door for ladies. Paying the bill. Giving her your coat when she’s cold. Etc. etc. etc. I also understand that all of you at this age have spent a minimum of 2 years in the military. You can shoot guns. You’re trained in Tae kwon do. You could probably even kill me with your bare hands if you so choose.
But please, I’m begging you, stop carrying her purse. I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming it is indeed HER purse, and you are simply guided by some misunderstanding of chivalry. So please do yourself a favor: take the man parts out of the bag, put them where they go, and give it back to her.
Sincerely,
A concerned foreigner
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